Submissions 2
Standing Up For America
Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between
an elderly woman and an antiwar protester
in a Metro station in DC.
There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils ofAmerica.
I politely declined to take one.
An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young
(20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet,
which she politely declined.
The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship
and in a very soft voice said,
'Lady, don't you care about the children
of Iraq ?'
The old woman looked up at her and said,
'Honey, my father died in France during
World War II,
I lost my husband in Korea ,
and a son in Vietnam
All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country.
If you touch me again,
I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it.'
~God Bless America ~
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else (like Canada ! or Oklahoma !). They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan ?